About Us

James Creative Director

The human equivalent of a Matt Groening character, James, is driven by a GordonGekko style thirst for cold, hard ca$h. Living by the mantra of “you’ve got to take money to make money”, his pursuit of sterling has led him to poker rooms in darkest Manchester and the city where the streets are paved with gold, London Town.

This love of pounds in his pocket and bullion in his bank, comes largely from his desire to taste the finest things in life, great clothes, good scotch and Michelin starred food as well as a long held plan to build his own theme park, with blackjack and hookers.

Despite looking like a civilised and respectable member of society, he is in fact, anything but. James has been known to be discovered chewing on a stranger’s underwear or attempting to start fights he couldn’t possibly win.

This bravado underlies a consternation about the scourge of many men of 24, not VD (though he may have experienced that once or twice before), but male pattern baldness. Filled with a desire to have the luscious locks of a young Clark Gable, he has been plagued with the hairline of Bruce Willis. Yippee Ki Yay!

Andy Environmental Consultant

Raised on the less cool side of the Welsh border, Andy’s fondness for cattle of all kinds has led him to commit his life to not eating animals. Except in ways the animal might like, a little bit. You know.

Even in his adopted city of Manchester, he has a season ticket for the wrong football club, aligning himself to the multinational conglomerate and faded supremos known as Manchester United. Even his vast skills on FIFA 15 couldn’t resurrect THAT team.

The stringent way in which Andy has lived his life up to now has led him on a truly righteous path, upholding the long arm of the law as a special constable with Greater Manchester Police, (though he still doesn’t really understand why they’re not called the Heddlu).

Seen on a night out in a fit pair of daps and armed with a veggie burger for sustenance, nothing can stop him.

Though if you were to see him during the day, he’d most likely be donning the lime green visibility jackets in his day job as a geologist. While he won’t comment on whether he was only hired for his diminutive stature and ability to climb into small holes, we all know the truth.

Lass BERK!

The luck of the bandits led Joshua “Lass” Ladd to join this adventure across western Europe, and it was the team’s great fortune that he was to become a spark plug capable of wiring neons and the kick-ass bass in the back end of our Celica.

His temperament has gone down in history, despite his cheery exterior, it would not be out of character to see him turn on a dime and potentially douse you in water for no reason.

Bearded since he was only 768 days old, Lass has that hirsute quality that has seen him confused with a skinny silverback gorilla, a small footed bigfoot, or Sean Connery after running through a time tunnel straight from 1971.

Just like Sean Connery, Lass has a smile as white as burning magnesium and he struggles to keep his libido in check. This has been known to lead him to engage in activities that some religious sects and law enforcement agencies would consider to be criminal. Those who were witness to the event in question, still consider it their darkest day.

Lass’ redeeming feature is his ability to see the funny side in everything, hopefully this short biog as well.

What a berk.

Roseman CTO

Seeing life in a string of ones and zeroes is Joshua Roseman, a man more skilled with a keyboard than Hugh Jackman receiving a blowjob with a gun to his head. Some believe that he may be more computer than man, those people have never met the flesh and blood force of nature that is Roseman. He already knows your computer better than you do and he hasn’t even seen it yet, such is his intimate relationship with the interconnected computer system we know as the Internet.

In the analogue world, Roseman’s athleticism is fable. More nimble when strapped to two planks of wood than he is in regular shoes. You can push him down a hill with no fear of harming him or upsetting his own dignity, such is his grace.

A lover of the blackest humour, he is a compulsive collector of Cards Against Humanity and Deadpool comics which have informed his sensibilities thus far.

His fondness for a certain alt-rock band, who are currently half a minute away from arriving at the celestial body known as Mars, borders on infatuation. But also insanity. His most glorious haircuts were both inspired and rejected by Jared Leto. He is a beautiful lie.